The Ice Storm

So, the bender...yeah. That worked out well.
Today, though, is a Snow Day! Well, it's actually more of an ice/sleet/freezing rain day. So while I am normally supposed to be at work, I am at home in my fuzzy slippers, contemplating laundry and ignoring Regis and Kelly.
Right now at Exit 5, I'm reporting light snow mixed with sleet and light gusts.
Updates to follow throughout the day.

Project time!

As a direct result of an injustice that has been needlessly inflicted upon me, I have decided to stage a peaceful protest. Starting now and ending Sunday, I am going on a Bender. Stay tuned for updates...

Live from Danbury, it's Wednesday night!

You can't spell 'scandal' without 'NASA'

You know what would be awesome? If that whole crazy astronaut love triangle was just a publicity stunt to get people to think, "Whoa, man! Astronauts are way crazy!" then go out and spend money on movies like 'The Astronaut Farmer." Shut up, Astronaut Farmer.

I'm Rick James ______!!!!

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This week's Thesaurus Thursday was co-blogged by the ever-so-sexy Bill, who chose the word 'bitch' as his overused word of the week.
He also just informed me of the fact that he thought a commercial for Hallmark was supposed to be about pedophiles.
Isn't he the best?

Best thing I've ever said:

"Shut up, you! In your Simon Cowell t-shirt..."

H&R Mock

Dear H&R Block,
Guys, seriously? If you want me to trust you enough to do my taxes for me, I highly suggest coming up with a more literate ad slogan than "We got people."
It's the English language. I think you're more than capable of mastering an elementary school level of grammar.
So, either change it to "We've got people" or "We got people to call up a CPA to get their taxes done rather than take their chances with tax preparers who probably are unable to read."

Ask and ye shall receive.

See?